Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Charlie and the Cat

When Charlie was but a pup, he hated cats. All we had to do was say the word cat and he would go into a cat hunting frenzy.
"Is that the neighbor's cat?", "What's that cat's name?", "cat scan", "catatonic..." Anything with the c.a.t. sound in it.
One day, a stray cat showed up at our front door. He'd not yet heard of Charlie who was no doubt famous among the neighborhood cats by now.
He was a beautiful gray tabby cat with a black masked face, rather like a Maine Coon cat. He was a lonely, hungry, forlorn kitty, indeed.
Though I am allergic to cats, the mother in me couldn't resist picking him up. He immediately wrapped his arms about my neck and purred.
At that point, I had adopted a cat. We would have to tell Charlie gently but firmly...you have a brother now. He's a cat.
I first let Charlie sniff my hands. Then I brought him in. Charlie had never seen a cat inside his domain. Something must be wrong...
He began to shiver, as Chihuahuas do when they are freaking out. The cat hissed vigorously, not knowing what to do with a shivering dog.
Feeling assured that at least Charlie wouldn't go after the cat in this...somewhat catatonic state, I put the cat down on the floor.
Like a couple of drunken cowboys, cat and Chihuahua began to cautiously circle each other at a safe distance...right hand on their guns.
Then the cat made his first move. He took a step towards Charlie. Charlie started backing up until he was safely under the coffee table.
No one ever bothered him when he was under the coffee table. But this cat...he didn't know that. Actually, he fit quite well under there.
Charlie started to tremble again, but this time the cat didn't mind. He made his final move...
Ever-so-softly he walked up to Charlie and sniffed. Then he started to purr. He rubbed his face against Charlie's face, and Charlie relaxed.
Together, they laid down under the table. Charlie licked the kitty's ears, and then the kitty licked Charlie's ears.
They were fast friends from that moment on. Brothers from another mother.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Fourteen

Famous people I've seen: I saw Hoss Cartwright at Six Gun Territory when I was a kid.

In high school, I partied with the red-headed kid from the Flipper television show. Again, at Six Gun Territory.

Ross Allen, the famous reptile guy, used to come to my school every year to do a personal show for our class.

Newt Perry, Johnny Weissmuller's trainer and a famous Tarzan director, was my science teacher and my friend's dad.

I saw Alec Baldwin and his x at a restaurant in Wilmington a few days before I learned they'd just gotten married.

He was cute then. That was before we all knew what a creep he is.

I was at the airport once when I heard a call "Your limo is ready" for the guy that sang "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Didn't see him. Dang.

I know it was Stevie Wonder I saw on the plane that day a couple of years ago. I love Stevie. Unfortunately, he didn't see me.

Okay. Now you know everyone famous I've ever met or seen or been in the airport with.

Wait. There's one more, who was Incognito at the time, in an ugly purple jogging suit. I think...who is that guy...dark hair...

He came into a coffee shop where my daughter was. We sat down and talked for a while. She was enamored. He was, too.

She looked much older than her 14 years. He was asking her a bunch of questions when her age came up.

I knew she'd have liked to say, "I'm 16", which still would have been way too young for him, but she said, "I'm 14."

He did a major double-take. He said, "F-f...did you say fourteen? You're f-f-fourteen?"

"Yes," she answered softly.

So the subject suddenly changed, and we started talking about other things. Safer things.

After a few minutes he forgot about the previous conversation, and started to ask me another question about my daughter...

He was like, "so...your daughter..." Then the light bulb came back on in his head. "Oh, yeah...are you...she's fourteen?"

Later he came by my gallery and met all my girls. After he left, they agreed it had to be that actor, whose name's on the tip of my tongue.

The youngest one said, "I saw him first. He's mine."

After that, she would sometimes just say his name, like it was honey on her tongue.

Then she would say, "I should have told him I was fifteen. Fourteen is just so young!"